10:17 Sep 18th, 2014 | 113,117 notes

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

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10:13 Sep 18th, 2014 | 2,702 notes

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10:13 Sep 18th, 2014 | 113,815 notes

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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Oh my god

(via wanduring)

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5:07 Sep 18th, 2014 | 157,502 notes
I don’t broadcast every high & I don’t hide every low. I’m trying to live. I’m not trying to convince the world I have life.
5:06 Sep 18th, 2014 | 144,341 notes

obsessed-not-possessed:

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

Parenting done right. Also styling. She looks v cute and more importantly happy!

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8:36 Sep 16th, 2014 | 176,464 notes

thewintersoldiersbutt:

youvebeen-loki-d:

what do you call it when batman skips church?

christian bale

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8:35 Sep 16th, 2014 | 162,899 notes

juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER
I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good

juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER

I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good

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9:38 Sep 15th, 2014 | 64,133 notes

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9:34 Sep 15th, 2014 | 10 notes

on-another-note:

#snakeshaming

on-another-note:

#snakeshaming

(via nonchalantcroissant)

9:33 Sep 15th, 2014 | 9,231 notes

sixpenceee:

Displayed in the Saint-Étienne church in France is the figure of René de Chalon, Prince of Orange. The prince died at the young age of 25 during the siege of Saint-Dizier in 1544. 
Rather then memorialize him in the standard hero form, his wife requested (or René himself requested, or possibly both) that he be shown as “not a standard figure but a life-size skeleton with strips of dried skin flapping over a hollow carcass, whose right hand clutches at the empty rib cage while the left hand holds high his heart in a grand gesture.” (Source)

sixpenceee:

Displayed in the Saint-Étienne church in France is the figure of René de Chalon, Prince of Orange. The prince died at the young age of 25 during the siege of Saint-Dizier in 1544.

Rather then memorialize him in the standard hero form, his wife requested (or René himself requested, or possibly both) that he be shown as “not a standard figure but a life-size skeleton with strips of dried skin flapping over a hollow carcass, whose right hand clutches at the empty rib cage while the left hand holds high his heart in a grand gesture.” (Source)

9:30 Sep 15th, 2014 | 1,610 notes

aph-marco-bodt:

Sometimes when I think about my otp I can’t stop giggling and smiling like a dork because oh my god they love each other so much.

and other times all I can do is sit while my heart slowly shatters into a million pieces because 

oh my god.

they love each other.

so.

much.

(via gokuderaa)

9:29 Sep 15th, 2014 | 672,539 notes

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via idristhetardisboardoffandom)

9:27 Sep 15th, 2014 | 5,724 notes

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